A: Oooh, you’ve been rejected. We’ve all been there whether or not we noticed. There are tons of ways to seek revenge, depending on who deleted you. For instance, when my own cousin deleted me I sent her a humorous Facebook message that called it to her attention. She didn’t respond, but we all know she read it. That’s good enough for me- as long as she knows I know she no longer wants to know me I feel fine and can move on with my other 1,001 friends. Yeah, I have 1,001 friends. Sooo…not like I care if I lose one. Even if it is a family member. I don’t even care. I don’t even talk about it ever, to anyone.

What were we talking about?

Oh yeah, go bitch-slap that ex-friend in person!

Love,

Lauren