Q: How creepy is it to put everyone, but your crush, on limited when it comes to FB chatting so that only they know you are online and feel comfortable chatting you? -Anonymous
A: That’s so creepy I didn’t even know it could be done! I thought I knew everything there was to know about FB—turns out there are bigger creeps than The Laurens. Hey, more power to ya, though I’m a little unclear on how you limiting everyone else on your friends list would make Your Crush comfortable chatting with you. Your Crush probably has other FB friends on their chat list—assuming he or she is not a mega-creep—so your name would probably just be one in a long list of friends and lovers. Who cares? Let’s live a little. I say go for it and see if it works. If not, you should follow this Crush home from work or school and sit outside their window. Only Your Crush will know you are on the windowsill, and he should immediately feel comfortable chatting with you. This follows your logic of FB protocol so I think you’re a shoe-in!
I will now sit and stare at my mailbox until I get an invitation to you and Your Crush’s wedding.
Love,
Lauren
