Q: how old is too old to use fb? -Anonymous
A: There is no law regarding a maximum age allowed on Facebook, however there are a few handy tips you can use to see if you are overstaying your Internet welcome. They come to you in an aggressive stand up comedy style similar to that of the inimitable Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck” “jokes”. Please imagine a drum-tap/cymbal-crash combo at the end of each line.
- If no one you went to high school or college with is on the site because they have passed away from old age… you might be too old to be on Facebook.
- If you only update your status every week because that’s when you have your bedpan changed and that’s the most exciting thing that happens to you… you might be too old to be on Facebook.
- If you want to embarrass your family members on Facebook but have no idea where to begin (because you can’t find your house)…you might be too old to be on Facebook.
- And finally, if you are old enough to remember when you had to speak to an operator in order to make a phone call… you might be too old to be on Facebook.
THANK YOU, CLEVELAND!!!!! (*drops mic*)
If you don’t get my amazing Jeff Foxworthy reference, you’re too old to be on Facebook. Peace out, friend ya later!
Love,
Lauren
