Q: So I met a really hot Blonde at a networking event last week & she gave me her card. It so happens that she’s FB friends with a college buddy of mine. So I decided to friend her on the strength of 1) she gave me her card 2)we share a mutual friend 3) I think she’s hot & wanted to check out her pictures. We’ve had conversation on each others walls mostly PG but some ambiguous stuff and now one of her ‘friends’ keeps commenting on our conversations on her page. What should I do? I think I wanna ask her out on a date but her friend scares me!!-confused newbie A: Hey Confused Newbie, Oh man, Hot Blondes are the worst!! They’re always dangling that carrot in front of your face and walking away, leaving you with question marks swirling around your headspace. Though in your case, the carrot is a business card. Even though this was a networking event and she probably handed out a box-load of cards that night, I’m going to go ahead and give you the benefit of the doubt based on your FB wall posts. She’s writing you back and now it’s getting “ambiguous”? Does that mean vaguely hot? Without having any clue who this third wheel is who keeps butting in, or what he or she is saying to make you scared, I’m gonna suggest you get some three-way action going!!! Start it off slow with some pokes and ;)’s and things should take off pretty fast. Hot Blondes are all about hot times with peeps they meet casually at networking events. TRUST ME. But if taking the train to sexytown freaks you out, send her a private message asking her out for a drink, but don’t get all weird and nervous and don’t talk about how you haven’t been with anyone in a while/just got through a rough break up. Hope it works out with the HB. Love, Lauren

Q: So I met a really hot Blonde at a networking event last week & she gave me her card. It so happens that she’s FB friends with a college buddy of mine. So I decided to friend her on the strength of 1) she gave me her card 2)we share a mutual friend 3) I think she’s hot & wanted to check out her pictures. We’ve had conversation on each others walls mostly PG but some ambiguous stuff and now one of her ‘friends’ keeps commenting on our conversations on her page. What should I do? I think I wanna ask her out on a date but her friend scares me!!
-confused newbie

A: Hey Confused Newbie,

Oh man, Hot Blondes are the worst!! They’re always dangling that carrot in front of your face and walking away, leaving you with question marks swirling around your headspace. Though in your case, the carrot is a business card. Even though this was a networking event and she probably handed out a box-load of cards that night, I’m going to go ahead and give you the benefit of the doubt based on your FB wall posts. She’s writing you back and now it’s getting “ambiguous”? Does that mean vaguely hot? Without having any clue who this third wheel is who keeps butting in, or what he or she is saying to make you scared, I’m gonna suggest you get some three-way action going!!! Start it off slow with some pokes and ;)’s and things should take off pretty fast. Hot Blondes are all about hot times with peeps they meet casually at networking events. TRUST ME.

But if taking the train to sexytown freaks you out, send her a private message asking her out for a drink, but don’t get all weird and nervous and don’t talk about how you haven’t been with anyone in a while/just got through a rough break up. Hope it works out with the HB.

Love,

Lauren