Q: Is it okay to defriend a friend for their views on life? -D
A: Dear D,
I think your being way to quick to defriend your freind just becasue she has differnet politicol opinions then you. She cant help the fact that all of her faverite TV personalitys like Rusch Limbo, Glen Beak, and Shon Handity help her to form her own opinons about our Presidnet. So what if you guys dont sea eye too eye, shes your freind. And freinds somtimes have diffrnet veiws.
Seriously though, it’s not always kosher to defriend a friend based solely on their views on life, but it is always okay to defriend a friend because they can’t f*cking spell. Thanks to your illuminating visual aid, the world can see that this girl has a problem with both the President and the proper use of standard American English. I have to let the girl have her opinion, but I would also like to let her have some quality time with a dictionary, a thesaurus, and a solid fifth grade education. Do your News Feed a favor and click ‘Remove from Friends’ with a quickness. Follow that defriending up with a private message letting her know the airtimes of the Rachel Maddow Show and that you’re willing to ‘covor’ her on a six-month stint at the Sylvan Learning Center. After that, she’s in the hands of spell check and the good lord. Good luck!